You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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