I just made out with a guy for $7.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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