Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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