"it" just moved
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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