Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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