when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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