Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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