Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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