Sry I called you an 8
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
third nipple confirmed
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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