I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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