Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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