Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I still have a little drunk in my system
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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