do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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