Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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