Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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