last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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