ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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