Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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