You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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