we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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