Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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