My brain says no but my pants say off.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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