Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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