He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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