sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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