You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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