You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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