the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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