how hairy? two words: wookie tits
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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