on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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