Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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