i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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