Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Randomize
