what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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