Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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