There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
