I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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