dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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