I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
