I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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