i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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