This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Are we still banned from the library?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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