dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Boobs are out for the taking
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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