I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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