so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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