why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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