its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
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