What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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