he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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