But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
